Is your ex a complete jerk? Here’s a hilariously petty way you can settle the score.
With the San Antonio Zoo’s annual fundraising event dubbed “Cry Me A Cockroach,” you can now name a cockroach after your old flame and, yes, watch it get chomped by a bird, reptile, or mammal on Valentine’s Day for only $5.
They’re also offering other options like a frozen rat that they can feed to a reptile for $20 as well as romaine lettuce, cabbage, and other vegetables that they can feed to vegetarian animals for $5.
It’s for a good cause, too! According to CNN International, the proceeds “will go towards expanding the zoo’s jaguar habitat with a connected overhead catwalk.”
Interested? Registration is open until Feb. 13 at 6 p.m. ET via their official website.
The spectacular affair will be streamed live on the Facebook page of the facility, which will also give out a certificate that you and your friends can laugh about on social media.
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